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Happy birthday, Leonardo! (15 April 1452)

Happy birthday, Leonardo! (15 April 1452)

Happy birthday, Connor! (4 April 1756)

Happy birthday, Connor! (4 April 1756)

It was an April Fool’s prank, duh.

Some people actually believed I wanted to change the blog to AC Sexual Confessions, I lost some followers and got a few angry messages – I got called a monster and someone even asked if they could take the aclifelessons url and keep running the blog.

People can be hilarious sometimes, wow, I can’t stop laughing.

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Running this blog has been pretty great, but you know what’s even greater? Change.
This blog has got really dull lately, and it’s actually tiring for me to post all the boring life lessons, so I thought I’d make it more exciting. Therefore, I have decided to transform it into a completely different blog.
Don’t pretend you’ve never fantasized about any of the AC characters, I know you have. And it’s okay, I mean, is there anyone who would resist Ezio or Federico, the Italian stallions? Or who wouldn’t want to teach naughty Altair a valuable lesson and make sure he doesn’t misbehave anymore? Or show Connor what it really is that women (and not only) like? Wouldn’t you let Edward find your booty? Or touch Desmond’s hidden blade? Or satisfy Malik as his good novice? Or make Lucy regret changing sides? Do you think you’d be actually able to pronounce Ziio’s full name really loud? I know I’d try it all.
This blog has absolutely no taboo now, you can share all your fantasies with the rest and see that you’re not alone. There is always someone just as perverted as you. So submit the confessions and I’ll take care of the rest!
Nothing is taboo, everyone is perverted.Long live Assassin’s Creed Sexual Confessions!
PS I’ll change the blog’s url and layout later to avoid confusion.
((yes, it’s an April Fool’s prank))

Running this blog has been pretty great, but you know what’s even greater? Change.

This blog has got really dull lately, and it’s actually tiring for me to post all the boring life lessons, so I thought I’d make it more exciting. Therefore, I have decided to transform it into a completely different blog.

Don’t pretend you’ve never fantasized about any of the AC characters, I know you have. And it’s okay, I mean, is there anyone who would resist Ezio or Federico, the Italian stallions? Or who wouldn’t want to teach naughty Altair a valuable lesson and make sure he doesn’t misbehave anymore? Or show Connor what it really is that women (and not only) like? Wouldn’t you let Edward find your booty? Or touch Desmond’s hidden blade? Or satisfy Malik as his good novice? Or make Lucy regret changing sides? Do you think you’d be actually able to pronounce Ziio’s full name really loud? I know I’d try it all.

This blog has absolutely no taboo now, you can share all your fantasies with the rest and see that you’re not alone. There is always someone just as perverted as you. So submit the confessions and I’ll take care of the rest!

Nothing is taboo, everyone is perverted.
Long live Assassin’s Creed Sexual Confessions!

PS I’ll change the blog’s url and layout later to avoid confusion.

((yes, it’s an April Fool’s prank))

Video games are bad for you? That’s what they said about rock-n-roll. 

Got another great message today:

Hello, admin. I wanted to take a moment to thank you for this wonderful blog and all the wisdom you’ve shared. I’ve been suffering from depression and anger, not too sure what brought it on, but all these quotes and lessons are helping me greatly. I considered suicide; but then I found this, and was convinced not to. Weeks later, now, I find myself applying them to my daily life, and I am more aware of myself, and others. Above all, I am happier, and for that, I thank you. You’re a life-saver.

I know I’ve said that a thousand times already, but that kind of messages is what makes running this blog just fantastic — having a big amount of followers or being discovered by ubisoft and stuff like that never made me as happy and content as reading your kind words and knowing this blog isn’t just another silly, nerdy thing.

I believe receiving those messages makes me feel as great as reading the blog does to you, and I’m really grateful for that.

Take care, everyone! I hope you’re all having a great day/night.

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